Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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