I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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