A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you win again, gameday.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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