my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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