You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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