only if we run a train.
done.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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