Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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