please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Rumble strips road head = magical
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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