so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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