So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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