:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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