You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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