like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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