Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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