Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
this just has baby written all over it
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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