He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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