he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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