So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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