yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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