Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
dude. I can hear the air.
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