The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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