They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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