just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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