North Korea, Best Korea!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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