So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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