Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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