Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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