I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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