"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
