Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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