I'm pants shitting drunk right now
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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