I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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