Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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