I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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