it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i out mim tonsoeep
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