So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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