I wannas sexs uuuuu
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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