dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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