i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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