Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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