my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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