talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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