Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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