North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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