Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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