Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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