Fine. I'll sleep in my office
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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