are you so shy because you have an std?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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