We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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