Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
