Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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