I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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