the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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