i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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Sorry about my life...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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