She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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