She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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